Hilarious

"Dude, I can't drink too much man. Got heaps of stuff to do tmr. Can't get smashed."

"Dude neh mind la, a few more ain't nothing."

"Dude, I scared for my liver lah."

"Dude, it's ok. Your liver is insured."

"I... Okay."

(As seen on Dudley's Facebook feed)