No Deal > Bad Deal

The other night I was watching TV when I saw Peter Schmeichel trashing around in the sewers below Paris with other French sewage workers. I was baffled until I realized the segment was titled Dirty Jobs with Peter Schmeichel, where each episode sees the legendary ex-Manchester United goalkeeper trying his hand at some ridiculously uneviable and downright shitty jobs around the world.

This is what happens when you earn too much money, retire too early, love the limelight and are just not good-looking enough to be marketable in a normal way.