Showing posts with label conversation. Show all posts
Showing posts with label conversation. Show all posts

Monday, 11 August 2008

In Jest

After some degree of instigating, I will sporadically dedicate this blog to stupid conversations, of which Isaac frequently seems to star in. Hahar gh3y.


Isaac: Should I tear the backing off my phone?
Me: Well, you have complete sovereignty over your phone.
Isaac: You are my technocrat, so you should advise me on what to do.
Me: I'd advise you to do what you believe in.
Isaac: I believe that I should follow your advice.


Siyu: You suck lor.
Isaac: Why I suck! Walau I'm helping out for free, then I come only 5 minutes late then get scolded... RAWR.
Siyu: You suck for not scolding her back.


Richard: Wouldn't Angie get pissed if you did something she likes, like playing golf, without her?
Me: Well it's not like I'd get pissed if Angie played soccer and didn't ask me along.


Okay for the record I know it's a highly fallacious counterargument but it did serve it's intended purpose at that point hahar.




Modesty: the gentle art of enhancing your charm by pretending not to be aware of it.

Audio Candy:
Within Temptation - Stand My Ground

Sunday, 22 June 2008

Here It Goes Again

I guess I finally repaid my sleep debt today. Hahar I don't think I'm far off when I reckon that I slept less in almost the whole of the past week than some people have in one or two days, what with social science camp and Euro 2008 and friends all coming together to conspire zombie-producing late nights and early days.



During lunch at the Olio pasta restaurant in the French school for Angie's birthday, I learnt that lunch represents 'just friends', and dinner represents a 'date'.



Yesterday, Khairul, Leon and I hung out for a bit as all of us had stuff we had to do in town. Leon's been having his people-problems that stemmed from hall and he was unfortunate enough to be stuck in an awkward situation with one of those problem people while having dinner at Cineleisure. So dude was lamenting about how small Singapore was and why he doesn't like going out to populated places like town for fear of meeting people you don't wanna meet.

Leon later bumped into his old army colleague, and I actually knew the person too, though not personally. Khairul asked why I didn't wanna go say hi to him, and I just remarked that I didn't wanna be caught in a half-assed conversation with someone I'm neither here nor there with in terms of being friends.

I really get irked by typicality. You kinda know that generally, both parties don't really wanna be having that conversation. So I've decided that the key to surviving such episodes of meeting hi-bye friends along the subway is to ask the "Eh bro how's life!" question first. Because I hate answering such questions, and you get to be established as the really cheerful person in the superficial conversation.

Khairul suggested that to jackass the whole typical situation, when faced with a "how's life" question, you could actually answer, "life really sucks and I feel like killing myself." This is amusing in a jackass way on a few levels. Firstly, it is most unexpected, because the theoretical reply is to say that you're fine and then start thinking of ways to move on to wherever you're going to next. When faced with a suicidal reply, the person has to juggle the surprise, acting/being concerned and the shitty prospect of enduring a half-assed conversation that would drag on longer than expected.



Been busying myself with The Kite Runner, and with the designing of the Capoeira SMU t-shirt. The logos, if determined, would look something like these.



Another busy week awaits! And I've been forced into drawing up a schedule of sorts, however little of an organised person I am. Which, I suppose, does highlight the extent of my busy-ness.


Not much of a timetable but this is infinitely more than having none.




A diplomat is a man who remembers a lady's birthday but forgets her age.

Audio Candy:
Within Temptation Feat. Keith Caputo - What Have You Done

Tuesday, 10 June 2008

Some funnies today:

Angie: I won't suck at driving! I have like killer psycho-motor skills!
Me: Yeh that's when you start killing people on the road because of your lack of psycho-motor skill!

Angie: I SET THE RULES.

An SMS from Kok:
i tink i might to cum myself i got briefing!

Wednesday, 28 March 2007

Touche

Oftentimes, for lack of inspiration I can only get down to something mediocre when I post and so I decide against it. That doesn't mean I believe that everything I eventually type is read-worthy. There've been blogs I've visited that made me feel that I'd be better off stapling my ears midway through reading and then there were those that just made me either feel inspired to get my fingers typing right away or want to give up writing anymore completely.

I've watched The Arena a few times and boy, can those kids argue. Having to follow through aggressive arguments, make split-second judgments, spot the smallest errors that can topple your opponent, dig into that bottomless pool of information in your head and sieve out an inch-perfect return ball. I could never do that.

The people at work run trains of thought at the speed of light. Wei, Linda, HJ; all top-guns in their line of work and ever-ready to mince your words and serve them back on a platter. I just let them go on and on cos I could never bother. I have my ways.

I'm not one to mentally multi-task and beat my conversational counterpart into pulp in an argument, but I'm not any less capable in the propensity of thought. It's just that I've met people who are so self-assured that idealism makes you a loser, but I'm sure we're all just pretty much on different ends of the personality plane. You've got yours and I've got mine, and then we'll never see eye to eye which can be such a pity but that's just the way it is.

At the end of the day, I'm all for pragmatism and a supposedly time-wasting whollistic conversation and I won't bother selling an idea if I know I'm not naturally capable of it.
Alv's left the office now; I'll always remember his laid back stance with a consistent fag in hand, and his "fuck la, just follow your heart, I say" will be etched in my head quite permanently.

Corporate gay-ness is quite an inevitable thing.

It's really not all the money and power in the world I'd wanna have, no matter how good you could argue in a that's-the-only-thing-that-ever-matters kinda way. I've got pursuits that'll make me feel a million-grand richer.




There aren't any virgins left, cos life has screwed us all.

Today's Listenables:
The Ataris - My Reply