Wednesday, 8 August 2012

If pro is opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress?

I once prayed to god for a bike, but quickly found out he didnt work that way. So I stole a bike and prayed for his forgiveness.

You can't be late until you show up.

Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are good is like expecting the bull not to charge because you are a vegetarian.

Never interrupt your opponent while he's making a mistake.

If you don't pray in my school, I won't think in your church.

You know your god is man-made when he hates all the same people you do.

Evolutionists have proof without any certainty. Creationists have certainty without any proof.

You never learn anything by doing it right.

A criminal is a person with predatory instincts who has not sufficient capital to form a corporation. 

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