Wednesday, 18 February 2009

It's Alive!

Prof Luan: "And I will curve the two classes. I will only have so many As and Bs to give, so I do not want the other class to have an advantage and you should not talk about the paper after you are done."

The bell curve. It does exist! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Every professor has some excuse not to remember names at the beginning of the term, and then have a miraculous memory upgrade by the time the term ends for class participation grades. They don't give themselves enough credit for that.

In cognitive psychology class: Is a tomato a fruit?

No, because it is not sweet.
Yes, because it has seeds.
No, because it is found in the vegetables section.
Yes, because it is borne from a flower.

Subway sandwiches are healthy because they have vegetables in them.
There are tomatoes in a subway sandwich.
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Audio Candy:
Bowling For Soup - High School Never Ends

1 comment:

your secret admirer said...

you are so cute sometimes (: