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My friend's MSN nick which can really pass off as FML:

"My roommate is on the Dean's List and he says it's damn easy to get in."


Before I could consider testing my hypothesis of whether girls think too much/have an automatic evaluative cognitive component, Mark Gungor discussed gender psychology and declared that girls are always thinking all the time, while guys on the other hand have a 'nothingbox' they can retreat into to not think about anything. Russell Peters further backed the claim and used it as stand-up material when discussing about how women are always thinking.


A song for a friend:

Life After Lisa
Bowling For Soup

I'm waking up and bakin'
Watching the parade
'cause today's the day I got over you
Taking out the trash
and the pictures that I stashed
Of the two of us in 1992

You stole my heart when Eddie Vedder was king
I gave you a foot massage I gave you my ring
You left me for a drummer 'cause you said I couldn't sing
But that's ok!

'Cause there'll be
No more mountain climbing in the rain
No more long hair clogging up the drain
No more... life will never be the same
Life after Lisa's not so bad at all

Saw you with the dude who gave us our first tatoos
Did he cover up my name - that was fast
Can you believe that I'm alive, still not working 9 to 5
And my little band is kicking some ass?
So when you asked me if I hated you now
It's not you it's just all the times I missed out
On sleeping with your roommate everytime you passed out
But, That's ok!

'Cause there'll be
No more mountain climbing in the rain
No more long hair clogging up the drain
No more... life will never be the same
Life after Lisa's not so bad at all

I'll bet you're saying to yourself
that you'll find somebody else like me
But all I've gotta say is there ain't no fucking way
that you're getting me to say
I'm sorry... Not today!!!

No more mountain climbing in the rain
No more long hair clogging up the drain
No more... life will never be the same
Cleaning up the house again
Listening to House of Pain
Having headaches in my brain
Listening to you complain
Shopping at the mall again
I'm out of rhymes I've gotta say
Life after Lisa's not so bad at all!!!