I had this a really long time ago but I thought it's way too funny not to share. So yeh find out why you suck.
And there's more here: http://flooble.com/fun/horoscope.php
The Newcastle resurgence continues as King Keegan leads them on to a 3-0 trashing of Reading. Woot!!
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Metallica - Enter Sandman