What der fark... Newcastle is down 1-0. Hull is losing to Manchester United too. Buck up! If Hull loses, a draw will suffice.
I will sympathize with Hull later, but for now it's a dog-eat-dog world out there.
I'd be at the Newcastle fan club with Nathaniel and Theodor and a thousand other scary Newcastle fans if not for work tomorrow. I can't imagine what the mood there must be like now. I'm imagining funeral music. Please don't lose, Magpies, or I will have to join the legion of Leeds fans out there.