Monday, 31 March 2008

The Revival Of The Toon

Tottenham 1-4 Newcastle

It was really on the cards. When Newcastle tucked Fulham away 2-0 at home, the signs were there. Keegan's back in the driving seat, and Newcastle are playing 4-3-3 just like the bloody exciting good ol' days.

And now this, away from home to an illustrious team like Spurs. Hahar! Well faith has paid off after the last few years of despairing darkness. It feels great to be a Toon Army fan all over again. :]

Q: Why do so many housewives love Newcastle?
A: Cos they stay on top for ages and then come second.

Q: What is black and white, black and white and black and white?
A: A Newcastle fan rolling down a hill.

Fire brigade phones Bobby Robson in the early hours of Sunday morning: "Sir Bobby, St James Park is on fire!"
"The cups man! Save the cups!" replies Sir Bobby.
"Well... The fire hasn't spread to the canteen yet, sir."

Q: Why do they call Bobby Robson Hitler?
A: Because he cant win in Europe either.

Q. What's the difference between the Toon keeper and a taxi driver?
A. A taxi driver will only let in four at a time.

Why do Geordie Supporters have Moustaches?
A: So they can look like their Mothers.

Q: What do Toon fans and laxatives have in common?
A: Both irritate the absolute crap out of you.

Quasimodo asks Esmeralda, "Am I really the ugliest bastard in the world?"
"Why don't you go upstairs to the Magic Mirror and ask?" says Esmeralda.
Quasimodo goes upstairs to the mirror and returns a few minutes later.
As he hobbles in Esmeralda asks, "Well, what did the mirror say?"
To which Quasimodo replies, "Who's Peter Beardsley?"

Audio Candy:
Silverstein - Smile In Your Sleep

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